Post by Kaloina S. Palineke on Sept 14, 2009 19:28:21 GMT -5
KALOINA
"cream"
PALINEKE
"cream"
PALINEKE
PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T KNOW THIS CHICK
YOU GOTTA' KNOW Cream! YOU KNOW, OF the vampires, THE master seducer?
SHE'S GOT twenty-three CANDLES ON HIS/HER BIRTHDAY CAKE.
HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE SAYS Kaloina Seraphina Palineke BUT YOU CAN CALL HER cream.
SHE'S A single GAL WITH NO INTENTIONS OF CHANGING THAT AT THE MOMENT.
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WE GOT HIPPIES, GYPSIES, FREAKS AND GEEKS-
[/COLOR]WE GOT HIPPIES, GYPSIES, FREAKS AND GEEKS-
FRIENDS[/FONT][/SIZE]
BEST FRIENDSI WAS SITTING ON A WOODEN STOOL IN A BARBECUE JOINT IN TENNESSEE
CLOSE FRIENDSWHEN THIS OLD BOY WALKED IN, AND HE SAT RIGHT DOWN NEXT TO ME
PRACTICALLY FAMILYI COULD TELL HE'D BEEN THROUGH SOME HARD TIMES, 'CUZ THERE WERE
JOINED AT THE HIPTEAR-STAINS ON HIS OLD SHIRT, AND HE SAID YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT Y
ACQUAINANCEOU GET WHEN YOU PLAY A COUNTRY SONG BACKWARDS? YOU GET YOUR H
NEVER METOUSE BACK, YOU GET YOUR DOG BACK, YOU GET YOUR BEST FRIEND JACK B
FUTURE FRIENDACK. YOU GET YOUR TRUCK BACK, YOU GET YOUR HAIR BACK, YOU GET YOUR
EX-ENEMYFIRST AND SECOND JOBS BACK. YOUR FRONT PORCH SWING GOIN DING ALIN
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HIGH-CLASS WOMEN IN DAISY DUKE DENIM-[/COLOR]
LOVERS[/FONT][/SIZE]
FLING[WHEN?]G ALING, YOUR BLING BLING BLING AND A DIAMOND RING. YOUR GET YOUR
PAST LOVEFARM WITH A BARN AND A BOAT AND THE HARLEY, THAT OLD BLACK CAT NAM
FUTURE LOVEED CHARLIE. SOUNDS A LITTLE CRAZY, A LITTLE SCATTERED AND ABSURD, BUT
CURRENT LOVETHAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU PLAY A COUNTRY SONG BACKWARDS. WELL
CRUSH-1 SIDEDI NEVER HEARD IT SAID QUITE LIKE THAT. IT HIT ME IN THE FACE CAUSE THA
CRUSH-MUTUALT'S WHERE I'M AT, I ALMOST FELL FLAT OUT ON THE FLOOR. HE SAID "WAIT A M
FLIRTING-HARMLESSINUTE, THAT'S NOT ALL THERES EVEN MORE…" YOU GET YOUR MIND BACK, AN
CHILDHOOD SWEETHEARTD YOUR NERVES BACK, YOUR ACHY BREAKY HEART BACK. YOU GET YOUR PRIDE
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BANGIN' ON GONGS AND SINGIN' OUR SONGS-[/COLOR]
ENEMIES[/FONT][/SIZE]
DIE NOW!BACK, YOU GET YOUR LIFE BACK, YOU GET YOUR FIRST REAL LOVE BACK. YOU GET
HUGE HATREDYOUR BIG SCREEN TV, DVD AND WASHING MACHINE, YOU GET THE FARM AND T
RIVALRY[SPECIFY]HE LAWN AND THE BED AND THE MOWER. YOU GO BACK WHERE LIFE WAS SLOW
HATE-1 SIDEDER. IT SOUNDS A LITTLE CRAZY A LITTLE SCATTERED AND ABSURD, BUT THAT'S WHA
HATE-MUTUALT YOU GET WHEN YOU PLAY A COUNTRY SONG BACKWARDS. OH PLAY THAT SONG!
FAMILY ENEMYWE SAT THERE AND TALKED A WHILE, ABOUT HOW IT WOULD BE, IF WE COULD JU
ALL A SHOW, TAKE A BOWST REWIND IT ALL! AND GO BACK IN T-I-M-E. YOU GET YOUR HOUSE BACK, YOU
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DUDE NAMED ELROCK JAMMIN' ON AN IPOD-
OTHERS
MENTOR/STUDENTGET YOUR DOG BACK, YOU GET YOUR BEST FRIEND JACK BACK, YOU GET YOUR TRU
RESPECT [SPECIFY]CK BACK, YOU GET YOUR HAIR BACK, YOU GET YOUR FIRST AND SECOND JOBS BACK
ROOMMATESYOUR FRONT PORCH SWING GOIN DING ALING ALING, YOUR BLING BLING BLING AND
FRIENDS W. B.A DIAMOND RING, YOU GET YOUR FARM WITH A BARN AND A BOAT AND THE HARLE
ENEMIES W. B.Y, THAT OLD BLACK CAT NAMED CHARLIE. YOU GET YOUR MIND BACK, AND YOUR N
FRIENEMIESERVES BACK, YOUR ACHY BREAKY HEART BACK, YOU GET YOUR PRIDE BACK, YOU GE
FAMILY [SPECIFY BELOW]T YOUR LIFE BACK, YOU GET YOUR FIRST REAL LOVE BACK, YOU GET YOUR BIG SCREEN
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WIDE OPEN THROTTLE, COORS IN A BOTTLE-
FAMILY
MOTHERTV, DVD AND WASHING MACHINE. YOU GET THE FARM AND THE LAWN AND THE BE
FATHERD AND THE MOWER, YOU GO BACK WHERE LIFE WAS SLOWER. IT SOUNDS A LITTLE CR
BROTHERAZY A LITTLE SCATTERED AND ABSURD, BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU PLAY
AUNTA COUNTRY SONG BACKWARDS. WAY ON DOWN TO SOUTHERN ALABAMA WITH THE
UNCLEGUITARS JAMMIN' THAT'S WHERE WE'RE HEADED. STRAIGHT UP TO BUTTE, MONT
COUSINANA SINGIN' LORD I WAS BORN A RAMBLIN' MAN. CALIFORNIA TO OREGON; EVE
OTHER[SPECIFY]N NEW YORK CITY GOT ONE OR TWO HILLBILLIES READY TO HIT THE ROAD. IT'S A B
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IT'S ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL, Y'ALL!-
CREDITS![/CENTER]
LYRICS ARE THE COURTESY OF THE BAND RASCAL FLATTS–THEY'RE AH-MAY-ZING AND YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT THEIR MUSIC!
COLORS COURTESY OF THE JUST AS AMAZING COLOR BLEND, THANKS TO THIS NIFTY LITTLE GADGET ONE CAN SUCK AT COLORS AND STILL MAKE AN AWESOME PLOT PAGE.
THIS PLOT PAGE IS THE WORK OF CHECKPLEASE OF BLANK PAGES, SO…DON'T YOU DARE STEAL THIS!
SHE WILL KNOW AND SHE WILL BE PISSED AT YOU WITH A CAPITAL "P".
THEN SHE WILL SEEK YOU OUT WITH A SPORK IN HAND TO TORTURE YOU WITH FOR TIME AND ALL ETERNITY UNTIL YOU GIVE HER BACK HER PAGE!
FEAR THE SPORK.
